Monday, January 16, 2012
BACK IN BLACK, SOMETHING JUST 1% OF AMERICANS CAN SAY.
I just love getting PRE-APPROVED, I AM SPECIAL notices from idiotic financial institutions. Today it is the BLACKCARD from VISA, made of carbon composite and the mailing a thick, slick, velvety teaser that drips opulence and flavor for the feeble minded.
Just 1% of US residents are offered this ultra credit card.
That means, only 1% of Americans are stupid enough to think this is a great deal. 14.99% APR and a whopper of an annual fee.
Yes, you can enjoy airport lounges everywhere for this $495 annual fee credit card that will melt a hole in my cheap faux wallet.
Thank you VISA BLACKCARD for my laugh of the evening. We now return to our regular delusional programming.
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